Bad Ugly Habbits!

On my last post I talked about drugs and how they kill.. Neglecting my own habbit and its nasty ugly and long term it kills! God this habbit sucks so bad I have tried all these things to quit!
1) Cold turkey - that didn't last long
2) Patches - 4 months.. smoked again shortly after I quit using patch
3) Zyban - 9 months was a pretty good sucess.. until the hoildays! :(
4) Gum - Made me totally sick!!!!

Things I haven't tried yet to quit... would include many methods.. a few I thought might work..

1) Tie me to a chair only let me eat and use the bathroom for a month.
2) Move me to a cabin out in the middle of no where.
3) Lock me in a church!
4) Close all tabacco factories.
5) Give me a million dollars if I quit for over 1 year - I figure if I can kick the habbit for 1 year I am not going to go back to it!

Honestly I am hopeless with this I really do want to quit and I have several times I will take any advice on what I need to do to quit.
It makes me sick to know I am poisioning my body every day and I don't have the will power to just stop doing it. I am weak I know so don't bother telling me that in a comment.. I KNOW I AM WEAK AND I NEED TO JUST DO IT!

I mean seriously what would I miss? Smelling like an ashtray? WoW yeah that's something to really miss.. NO I am not afraid I will get fat.. I have no "fears of quitting" nothing scares me about it.. so yeah thats not the reason I keep doing it... Oh.. it must be the nicotine..
AND why can't I sue the tabbaco companies? When I started smoking there was no warning labels saying "IF YOU SMOKE THIS YOU WILL GET ADDICTED THEN DIE!!" *sighs*

Anyways leave me your commemnts that might help me stop tricks of the trade.. or what even gave you the strenght to stop smoking I really need to hear it some pointers something please!!

Don't bother telling what kind of loser I am because I smoke yadda yadda I don't want to hear it and it wont encourage me to stop just because you think I suck! k.thnx.

heh ok chow
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Babs!